I am a dynamic fitness hunger figure, often seen scaling rock faces, running half marathons daily! My training by many martial arts masters means I can stop traffic with just a look! I manage time efficiently; who needs sleep, when you have adrenaline!
I have been known to remodel old castles on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I ran out of castles to work on so I am looking for new projects to work on!
On Sundays and Wednesdays, after work in the desert, I used to teach people how to run free of charge! If I was to give up my career as an architect, I would be a world class volleyball or table tennis player by now!
I am travelled; immune to the sun, I am a heat source! I have seen so many horrors, but so many joys as well! I can say I written my name in the snow and as well as the sand! Critics’ worldwide swoon over my great dress sense, my original line of corduroy trousers with my slogan t-shirts! I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket and can finish food shopping in 10 minutes!
I don’t perspire unless I been on convert operations for MI5. I have made extraordinary meals using only eggs and instant noodles. I'm like a vintage whisky, I get better with age. I listen more than I talk because I know the rule of having two ears and one mouth! I am an award winning blogger and a master of one-liners!
The laws of physics do not apply to me; unless I’ve been drinking, this hypothesis needs to be tested on a regular basis! When I was bored, I refurbished an entire 3 bed apartment. I keep getting asked if I am Korean!
I have just discovered the meaning of life ;)
I have been known to remodel old castles on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I ran out of castles to work on so I am looking for new projects to work on!
On Sundays and Wednesdays, after work in the desert, I used to teach people how to run free of charge! If I was to give up my career as an architect, I would be a world class volleyball or table tennis player by now!
I am travelled; immune to the sun, I am a heat source! I have seen so many horrors, but so many joys as well! I can say I written my name in the snow and as well as the sand! Critics’ worldwide swoon over my great dress sense, my original line of corduroy trousers with my slogan t-shirts! I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket and can finish food shopping in 10 minutes!
I don’t perspire unless I been on convert operations for MI5. I have made extraordinary meals using only eggs and instant noodles. I'm like a vintage whisky, I get better with age. I listen more than I talk because I know the rule of having two ears and one mouth! I am an award winning blogger and a master of one-liners!
The laws of physics do not apply to me; unless I’ve been drinking, this hypothesis needs to be tested on a regular basis! When I was bored, I refurbished an entire 3 bed apartment. I keep getting asked if I am Korean!
I have just discovered the meaning of life ;)
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. Albert Einstein
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